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jackfrostftw:

akilequidae:

Spiderman

DEAR GOd
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coldsenpai:

similar here
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nirvananews:

The band gets rudely interrupted by a giant Cockroach which the interviewer promptly stomps into the pavement.
Interviewer: "I hate those motherfuckers!" 
Chad: "You can freeze those things, then put them into water and they come back to life." 
Krist: "You can take a fly and put it into the refrigerator for a minute or two until it gets really slow, then you take it out and get a hair and tie it around it and when it comes back to life you’ll have it on a leash!" 
Kurt: "We won’t pull our hair out, we’ll just tie a fly onto the end of each hair." 
Jason: “It will be kinda like GBH, but more like a Van Der Graft Generator effect.” 
Interviewer: “But when you head bang you’ll smash them all together.” 
Krist: "Then they’ll all calm down for a minute." 
Kurt: "Yeah but they only live for like 3 days." 
Krist: "That’s only some flies, some of them live a little longer." 
Interviewer: "4 days."
Jason: "I had a fly die in my hand once."
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spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are


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kill-whitepeople:

soulja boy blocked me on youtube because i said he sucked in like 2008. i regret it every single waking moment of my life. 


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